Crumpets!

Laila Barker's Post
Why Are We Eating Crumpets in Class?

On the day of our presentation you will all be treated to a lovely feast of crumpets with melted butter. Why? The answer is simple, Algernon loved crumpets, and so do we. Crumpets are a quintessential British delicacy. They have been around for hundreds of years, and always a popular refreshment. In "The Importance of Being Earnest", when they refer to 'muffins' they are not talking about what we today know as muffins, they are referring to our beloved crumpet. This is why we are feeding them to you. Crumpets are primarily consumed in the UK, and other commonwealth countries, like Canada. We feel that eating a crumpet, and discussin Wilde will create the perfect atmosphere of Victorian Cool. In addition to this, we are most likely not allowed to serve gin, which I would have preferred. If you ever happen to find yourself reading Wilde for pleasure, which I often do, I recommend a nice Tanqueray and Tonic with a golden buttery crumpet. Cheers!